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Thursday, May 15, 2025

edmonds, wa

when i wake up, the walls are white
but later, at night, the darkness
falls, and the lights shining far away
and the sound of the traffic, blurred
by the fence, strange shadows
immense, rising into the sky
where the clouds, by day, go by

Saturday, April 19, 2025

my dairy

deer dairy, it is with grate reluctans that i mus say guodbye to yu all.  ha jus kidden!  achally it has ben a very grate day and i hav won the noble priz!  na jus kidden!!  for qantem phiscs!!  i diksoverd a new particll.  wel can tel yu no mor abut that for it is a verry grate secrt.  yu wud want to kno, wdntt yuo?  haaha i wil nevr tel!  wopps heer is elisap i hadd betr go...

Thursday, February 6, 2025

Flocco, the all-new spray dispenser!

"Flocculence For All" is our motto
and we fill up your grotto
(or office, or home) 
With fluffy and light, soft as the night
and in seven new colors and shapes!
If it do for the apes, why not you?


Friday, January 31, 2025

Interstellar Lottery 2025

 Tonight, the results of the long awaited PRIZE DRAWING for the local Centauri cluster!

 First, Moxx Wotten of Proxima Centauri III has won the FlashTost Mega antimatter toaster!  Yes, toast in a flash can be yours, Moxx, and you'll never need a new battery!  Guaranteed for 50,000,000 years.

Nest up, we have...Zork Murimine of Barnard's Star planet six.  Zork, you've won the your very own PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE!  Amaze your friends and neighbprs as they watch the Mini PerpMo spin and spin...no batteries required!  Take it on a hike!  Leave it to your grandchildren!  Guaranteed to go FOREVER, or the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.

And finally, our grand-prize winner, Elisabeth Perrin of Seattle WA, planet Earth, "Sol" (as the locals know it).  Elisabeth, you have won your very own ANTI-GRAVITY MACHINE!  If you ever wanted that floating feeling...here it is!  With the GravMaster 2200, you can walk up walls, drift 'neath the stars...whatever you like.  Sleep on the ceiling!  Reconnoitre Mount Everest! With GravMaster 2200, the world is yours!


 



Saturday, January 11, 2025

aspects of the world

looking out at sunny windows
reflections, dazzling, blinking
treetops, sparsely, filling spaces
quiet, from a distance, speaking
later, sleeping
 
the night rolls down the sky again
and out from caverns rush the winds
bright the starlight flashes
through the tides
clouds of ember following
along an endless ride
ever windstorm wakening
the sound into the ground
and thunders all around
away!

and back to random happening
walking, buying, see the sky
reflecting puddles, arguing
it's just another day