annihilate time and space with the Magic Void! instantly opens up a raging vacuum, where nothing can survive! had enough of "timelessness"? just turn the dial the other way and it's home sweet home again, just like you left it! your mom won't even notice you were gone.
experience eternity with the Sun-O-Matic! all moments are folded into one, and a blissful floating feeling ensues. as a bonus, everyone you've ever known will be there.
Erase-My-Past. always popular.
NEW!! - No-Future. experience total hopelessness and despair. for bored people who have everything.