edmonds, wa

when i wake up, the walls are white

but later, at night, the darkness

falls, and the lights shining far away

and the sound of the traffic, blurred

by the fence, strange shadows

immense, rising into the sky

where the clouds, by day, go by

my dairy

deer dairy, it is with grate reluctans that i mus say guodbye to yu all.  ha jus kidden!  achally it has ben a very grate day and i hav won the noble priz!  na jus kidden!!  for qantem phiscs!!  i diksoverd a new particll.  wel can tel yu no mor abut that for it is a verry grate secrt.  yu wud want to kno, wdntt yuo?  haaha i wil nevr tel!  wopps heer is elisap i hadd betr go...

Flocco, the all-new spray dispenser!

"Flocculence For All" is our motto

and we fill up your grotto

(or office, or home) 

With fluffy and light, soft as the night

and in seven new colors and shapes!

If it do for the apes, why not you?

Interstellar Lottery 2025

 Tonight, the results of the long awaited PRIZE DRAWING for the local Centauri cluster!

 First, Moxx Wotten of Proxima Centauri III has won the FlashTost Mega antimatter toaster!  Yes, toast in a flash can be yours, Moxx, and you'll never need a new battery!  Guaranteed for 50,000,000 years.

Nest up, we have...Zork Murimine of Barnard's Star planet six.  Zork, you've won the your very own PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE!  Amaze your friends and neighbprs as they watch the Mini PerpMo spin and spin...no batteries required!  Take it on a hike!  Leave it to your grandchildren!  Guaranteed to go FOREVER, or the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.

And finally, our grand-prize winner, Elisabeth Perrin of Seattle WA, planet Earth, "Sol" (as the locals know it).  Elisabeth, you have won your very own ANTI-GRAVITY MACHINE!  If you ever wanted that floating feeling...here it is!  With the GravMaster 2200, you can walk up walls, drift 'neath the stars...whatever you like.  Sleep on the ceiling!  Reconnoitre Mount Everest! With GravMaster 2200, the world is yours!

 

aspects of the world

the stormy night, the magic dream

the cavern, empty, left behind

the sound of someone borrowing

starlight, pebble, fallen tide

raking seasons

by the side

all-new products!

four-dimensional calendar

colorful orbs representing dates far and near 'bounce" in and out of a non-linear matrix.  easy look-up of all forthcoming appointments.

magnetic socks

stick to all ferrous metal objects.  as a bonus, easily tell cheap aluminum pan from real steel. 

intersteller telephone

includes its own built-in radio telescope!  just leave a message and we will get back to you in 4.3 years.

floating alarm clock

hovers near the ceiling or "right up close" to your ear.  premium model automatically adjusts volume.

Johnson's Toast 2124

As the lightweight solar-powered aircars fly by, the new Johnson's banner is slowly wafted across the sky.  "INTO THE FUTURE - WITH JOHNSON'S!"  And looking through a time portal back in 2024, hope again rises.  Not the blasted wilderness we feared, the toxic hellish desert, but a beautiful green world of water and trees, birds and buttercups...people in comfortable natural fibers, with happy smiles on their ruddy faces.  Yes, the air is still a little warm, but step inside this naturally cooled all-stone building and prepare to enjoy the HOT FRESH TASTE of Johnson's! Two-for-one sale all week!