all-new products!

four-dimensional calendar

colorful orbs representing dates far and near 'bounce" in and out of a non-linear matrix.  easy look-up of all forthcoming appointments.

magnetic socks

stick to all ferrous metal objects.  as a bonus, easily tell cheap aluminum pan from real steel. 

intersteller telephone

includes its own built-in radio telescope!  just leave a message and we will get back to you in 4.3 years.

floating alarm clock

hovers near the ceiling or "right up close" to your ear.  premium model automatically adjusts volume.

Johnson's Toast 2124

As the lightweight solar-powered aircars fly by, the new Johnson's banner is slowly wafted across the sky.  "INTO THE FUTURE - WITH JOHNSON'S!"  And looking through a time portal back in 2024, hope again rises.  Not the blasted wilderness we feared, the toxic hellish desert, but a beautiful green world of water and trees, birds and buttercups...people in comfortable natural fibers, with happy smiles on their ruddy faces.  Yes, the air is still a little warm, but step inside this naturally cooled all-stone building and prepare to enjoy the HOT FRESH TASTE of Johnson's! Two-for-one sale all week!