are aliens taking over the universe? i want to know!

aliens are RIGHT HERE in your backyard. how do you know? you don't!

well, what am i supposed to do about it?

nothing!

maybe i'm an alien.

no. definitely not.

how do you know???

think about it.

oh. no way!!

and to think i had you fooled all these years!

seriously??

dude, i report to alpha sigma alpha alpha every day. i have a secret transmitter, right over there in that tree.

woah. how does it work?

it's like this - why not? er...come in alpha sigma! please send transformation beam. ... well??

woah. did you just turn green?

i did. do you like it?

uh...i have to go home now.

i can beam you there if you like.

no, that's ok! i can walk!!

ok dude. just let me know if you need anything from the other side of the galaxy.

yah tell them they can fix my car!! seriously dude i gotta go.

i'll let them know.

and are you any wiser now, little earthling?

commemoration

it's dark
out here
and there's nobody
around

wander through the endless streets
nobody, there's nobody

walking through the endless twilight
empty buildings
falling down
and nobody around